Funny SMS

Short Funny School Jokes

Teacher:
If I Give You Two Rabbits
And Add You Another Four Rabbits,
How Many Rabbits Will You Have Altogether?
Rahul:
Ten
Teacher:
Stupid! Where Do You Get The Ten From?
Rahul:
I Have Four Rabbits At Home.

Funny Question Sms With Answer

Knock, Knock, Knock.
Who Is That?
Amos!
Amos Who?
Amos Kito.
Go Away We Don’t Want Mosquitoes In Here

Have A Fun Day Messages

Scientific Research Shows That,
Mad People,
Mentally Handicapped,
Slow Learners,
Ignorant,Silly,
Zombies And Stupid People
Mostly Use Their Thumbs
To Read An Sms On Their Phones.
Don’t Remove Your Thumb,
I Have Just Seen You Doing The Same.
Have A Fun Day!

Funny Jokes on Grandpa

Grandpa:
Why Haven’t You Go To School?
Moses:
I Don’t Feel Like Going To School
And I Have Notified My Teacher That Am Bereaved.
Grandpa:
Go And Hide Your Teacher Is Coming.
Moses:
Grandpa,
You Are The One To Hide
As I Have Told Her You Are Dead.

Funny SMS Messages on China Phones

China Made Phones Are Fun.
Imagine My Cell Phone Has
Just Fell Down And Hit The Floor
The Phone Book Tears Off And
People Saved On The Phone Memory Sustains Serious Injuries
I Just Wanted To Know If You Are Fine