Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe.
Bachchu : Keno ?
Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)
Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche.
Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?!
Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !
:-)
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Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam.
Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !
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Je lokta Nudist Colony te join korechhe, tar katha shunechhen ? Pratham din ta taar khub SHAKTO chhilo !
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Meyeder T-shirt -er upore lekha sabtheke Funny slogan :
Excuse me, My Face is above !
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Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena.
P.S. : Apni bhadralok boley. MAATHA word ta use korlam, ASAL WORD ta use korlaamna !
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Ek Girls' Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e :
Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !
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Aapni Monday, Tuesday aapnar Office cubicle -e matha phatiye deadline saamlanor par saptaaher baki 3 din sambandhe aapnar kee mone hoy ? :
WTF !
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